have you ever.. -mistaken just the right touch's song 'psycho fan' for your theme song? -pushed through a violent crowd after a show to snag a mangled setlist? -framed a photo of some lead singer's shoes? -thought the drummer was looking at you? -drove more than 3 hours to see a band? -given your best friend the silent treatment for saying that (enter band name here) sucks? -listened to the same cd for four hours to 'get in the mood' for the show?
would you be willing.. -to get a mullet for concert tickets? -to submit yourself to public humiliation to earn an autographed picture? -to dedicate an entire website to a scarce local band where you're their only fan? -switch schools so you can catch glimpses of a local musician between classes?
then quite possibly.. you should be attending weekly meetings with a psychiatrist.. or maybe just join.. Band Stalkers Anonymous